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JESUS CHRIST!!! I'm in my closet right now on my laptop, and some pissed off middle school kids are here pissed off cause' I shot them with my sniper BB gun, but was trying to shoot at some trees I marked with an X last night so I can get some target practice...
I should stick to the rifle...
They were playing football, and then I shot their ball, and shot one of them and they said "get that shit!"
I ran into my closet and got my laptop to tell my story before they come in...
WAIT!!!! My guns are in here!!!! Thank you users for not buying my guns!!!! Yes!!!
YES!!! REVOLVER!!!

GET SOME BITCHES!!!!!!

Ha! I finally went out and shot a BB with my Samurai Edge gun! Though I shot some random dude, I didn't get caught! As long as I stay undercover here as James Bond Man (JBM for short) Nobody will find out that I'm really-
Crap, almost said it!
Well I think that you can figure out who I am!
If you can't...................

UPDATE!!!!!!

the thing is done, please enjoy this picture...

Well, yesterday, I was checking my closet and found a SNIPER! then I found out it was a toy gun I got awhile back...
I step in my closet turn on the light and BOOM! Found a revolver here and a G36c over there!
M4
AK47
Berreta Samurai Edge! (lol you already knew I had that)
Spas 12
PSG1
Luger
Tompson
MP40
MP44
Colt 45.
Glock 40
G3
6mm
PM 9mm
92FS
TOO MANY FUCKIN GUNS! HELP! SOMEONE GOING TO THREAT TO BREAK INTO MY DORM AND SHOOT ME WITH A BB!!! HELP!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
well thats all my guns, need any? Please buy one, I want to get rid of them! PLEASE!
*hehe, check out my CS gear, nice huh?

Well finally Resident Evil 5 came out and the game is good but...
WHY IS THERE NO BACKTRACKING?!
My favorite thing in a RE game that makes the game tough and at least scary with the different zombies every game, except for RE 5!
The whole zombie class is regular zombie, chainsaw zombie, axe zombie, and Wesker along with Jill (sorry for the spoiler, if you haven't played it...)
But there is no excuse for no surprise each chapter and the new mercenary mode with only 4 characters with 2 costumes (BONUS! If you think that is bad, there is a costume for Sheva where you can dress her like a prostitute! (No lies) But now Capcom is holding weapon galleries in Japan for tow RE guns to say "Sorry for no scares in the last RE, so have a gun!) My friend had sent me one that was the classic Samurai Edge pistol (thanks dude :D!) Well all-in-all, there will be no scares in the next RE (not counting Darkside Chronicles) RE 6 will never live up to original scary games with many screams (from my mom lol)
Leave a comment if you agree with me or not I don't care)

*Yes that is the classic gun that I have!

Well tonight I saw the opening day of Wolverine and I got one question, WHY SO MUCH FUCKING HATE?!
I mean, it has a great story and all the good stuff! Hugh Jackman was great, along with all the other actors! Why did the critics say it sucked ass?! The only problem I saw was that it seemed that Hugh had the spotlight the whole movie. Is that something to hate on? Come on! I mean you guys want the bad movie? well that was Ghosts of Girlfriends Past! McCarthy had was not funny at all! Jennifer Garner had no role whatsoever! Wolverine, Obsessed, and the Soloist were the only good movies I saw! So leave a comment and tell me if you hate Wolverine or not! Then I'll email it to FOX movies so they can say to the critics, "Suck It!" Oh, and if you haven't seen Wolverine, Obsessed, or Soloist, then get off your ass, buy a ticket and sit your ass down for at least two hours to see any of these great masterpieces! Go right now, tomorrow, or any day while there still out! Oh, and if your local theatre still has it, go see Gran Torino which has been in theaters since January!!!

Every Summer I get a chance to see a great movie with either Tom Hanks or Anne Hathaway. This year, the only good actor America gets is Christian Bale in Terminator! That is mostly the only good movie that we will see. If your like a fat 29 year old guy who lives with his mom, you'll probably go see G.I Joe. If your five and like Pixar movies, you'll see Up. If your like 12 and watch Anime, you'll see Astro Boy. If your a regular 14 to 17 year old, you'll see Terminator (like me, a regular 15 year old teenager!) Oh, and if you like videogames and liked the Rocky Horror Picture Show, you'll get Konami's Summer release of Saw! If your a huge RE fan and like Jumper, you'll get Bionic Commando (nothing wrong with those games so if you want to get these games, your in the clear.) Like I said, if you like Pixar and your five, you'll just get Up, the game! Well with everyone's personality checking with this post, you'll sure be thankful to know that I make awesome posts, NEVER!!

Well, Summer 2009 is almost here, and it is a good time for flash titles! I intend on getting flashmaker 9 this Summer so I can make that same video I did 2 years ago (if I remember it...) If I do, make sure to use constructive criticism so I can make a better flash and hopefully become a popular user on Newgrounds! Other users should try to use this free time to make a really good flash to get a good score. Right now I am saving up for that flashmaker 9, but I'll try to make this flash good! Right now I am probably thinking if I made either a game or video flash those 2 long years years ago. But, if I can't remember I'll try to create a good flash (Probably a videogame parody like Egoraptor and other users.) But all in all, look for me maybe in the middle of June or the beginning of July! Alright? :D

-jamesbondman

Well Pico's famous birthdays have come and gone, and there have been many great creations too! But, if any of you weren't pussies to take a look at Pico Day 2007's Pico and the Butchery parts 1 and 2, then you have to see it now cause I want you guys to know that this upload was a LOAD OF SHIT!!! For one thing, Pico doesn't deserve to be in a shitty claymation of Pico being in a 12 year old nightmare place trying to find his dead Nene killed at the theater after they've seen, Saw IV: Christmas with Jigsaw. Then, a little zombie girl who murdered Nene, saying in a man's voice, "Follow the Yellow Bricked Road." He finds Nene chained to a wall dead still (The author sure did make Pico look mental.) Then the next one, Part 2 (which was like a watching an actual Saw movie, better.) Pico wakes up on a street corner next to a butchery of fine meats, and Pico was stupid enough to go in. Nothing not normal for now, but no one seems to be there and Pico enters the room labeled, DO NOT ENTER in bloody letters...
Pico enters a room from an apartment and sits in a chair staring into the fire for about 20 minutes. Then, the butcher enters but Pico was distracted by the fire and the butcher grabs a hammer and slams Pico in the head. Well Pico starts crying like a pussy and gets another BONK on the head and passes out. Pico wakes up in a steel-like room and notices that his mouth was taped up and his hands and feet are tied up with dead bodies around him...
Pico freaks out and starts jumping around until the butcher comes and Pico closes his eyes waiting for the butcher to kill him, but he doesn't...
Next to Pico is once again his corpse of Nene...
Sounds scary right? Well your WRONG!!! Watch the video and post a comment saying that jamesbondman told you about how this dude's claymation sucked ASS!!!
-jamesbondman