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[Santa Saw Trap]

Just Plain Bad

You see, from the very beginning I wanted to close out the window and move on just because Santa wouldn't think and just climb back out the chimney, or call his reindeer to assist him. Things like that really get on my nerves. Plus, the closing wall thing was horrible. I understand Santa kept falling down to build up anticipation, but it ended horribly when he almost reached the top and wouldn't pull himself up. Plus, he has pretty much no energy to get up, pretty much float over to the pot of acid, and then, with NO legs and only one arm, he just jumps into the acid. This was pretty bad but the animation was decent for a first try so I don't think this deserves 0 stars but it doesn't deserve a front page.

ngwizard2 responds:

you think santa could get his fat ass back up that chimney?

[One piece! 1oz of weed]

What the?

I can't give this anything, it just sucked.
If you wanna do something good, work on the lip-syncing, storyline, humor, artwork, knowledge of what your parodying, and make it actually fun to watch. I thought that most of it was lazy. The only thing that looked like some TIME AND EFFORT was put into it, was the intro, of the intro. That was the only time you had knowledge of what was going on, was pretty funny, and artwork was above decent. The rest was lazy and pretty much ruined my view of what is to come from you. Oh, and the voices are ANNOYING. If it was longer, funnier, and better drawn, I would've given it at least a 5 or more. But no effort into Flash, which does take time and patience, is complete crap and shouldn't even be used.

[The Noob Bunker]

Hilarious

A nice parody of almost every FPS online game. A nice difference in drawing characters two, it added creativity and detail. The gun parody was also funny. Keep it up

[pico RELEASED]

Great

I thought it was great. The animation fitted nicely to the mental asylum feel. The gun fight at the end was nicely done but I thought it needed some noises for the guns not just a repetitive beat for the whole movie.

[School of NG]

Good but needs work

I thought it was good for the most part, though one problem was that Nene's voice sounded like a man. The humor was good, but seemed cheesy at times. I even thought that the drawing could've been better, but it was still good and it seemed to add to the humor, overall it was pretty good but needs to have some problems fixed

swishcheese responds:

Thanks for the review!!
Yes, the voice of Nene was a downfall. I didnt have time for a VA so I just recorded my voice and tried to play around with the pitch. Im not much of a sound guy. Anyway thanks for the advice given.

[Guns 'n Morons]

Neat for the most part

I thought it was a decent video, and laughed at the scene after the credits. Though, it's not original and I thought that it could've needed some backgrounds. The voicework was excellent as well as the animation. Subtitles would be appreciated as well. I thought it needed more length to it as well, it's too short, even if it would be classified as a "funny little flash."
Still, thought it was good hope that in this series you take all that advice and make it into something excellent.

[You think your a Ninja?]

Pretty Decent Actually

While I think that the animation was too wavy, and the voices was, squeaky. the humor though, was pretty legit. I laughed at times. I like how it wasn't a loop. The ending was okay, just didn't make much since since the animation was, like I said, wavy. Though, I thought it was okay. Hope to see something better soon

5a7aN responds:

I'm not sure what you mean by wavy, could you please explain? I think if I understand that I might be-able to improve my animations.

[Counter Strike Stickman]

Not completed

Okay, I can see the effort into this, but here are some things that annoy me so much.
1.The whole thing is a loop of the same scene.
2.Why did you put in a Mario song?
3.add a replay button
4.Why didn't finish it? it might be good as a trailer, but just giving us the first 20 seconds is stupid, I now your new at flash, but you need to realize that you need to complete it, and add a song that fits the mood. I hope you become better as the months progress, and who knows? maybe you'll be popular some time.

[Madness Tactical Combat]

Too short

Okay I admit, it took hard work to make this, but it seems rushed. I hate how you put it into a loop, as of right now I listening to the same music I hear whenever I watch a madness flash (not a bad thing but it gets repetitive.) The whole this is 7 seconds long. I think if you do make a sequel that you should have at least a replay button to make it less repetitive.

[DE_dust2 Outtakes]

Short and Sweet

While it is a short flash video, it's still good. Though, I think you could've been more original and you should've parodied something other than something covered nearly a year ago. Though, it's still funny and you motioned everything perfectly. Even with my complaint I still think it's an amazing flash animation. Keep it up.