story

Michael- was in an asylum for awhile and escaped and killed his family one by one.

Mike- An actor who plays weird people besides his role on Arrested Development. Winner-Michael

Quest

Michael- killing his family that sent him off to the asylum.

Mike- An actor Winner-Michael

Allies

Michael- his trusty knife

Mike- Actors and Jessica Alba Winner- Mike

Rumors

Michael- in another remake

Mike- some comedies Winner- none

Overall winner- Michael

so there you go, Michael Myers can kill Mike Myers with just a pipe and a knife, no suing please!