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Chris Mullinax @jamesbondman

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Shooting Up Junk!!!

Posted by jamesbondman - June 25th, 2009


I haven't posted on NG about my BB guns, but I have tried to sell them on E-Bay and only sold one and that was my sniper the PSG1 (if you remember the one I used to shoot the football from the middle schoolers) I felt like shooting up a storm at the local skate park, but get this...
the kids were there.....
I had an M4A1 with me and shot them up with a fury of BBs
then their moms came and said they'd call the cops....
I have a 2-star wanted level for shooting a cop trying to restrain me.
I am now hiding no my dorm until the heat clears, maybe another 2 days, it was just a BB gun...
But now I fear that I may be drafted for this and having to die from a terrorist bitch
fuck war
I may sound like a hippie, but we die too much from a dude with an AK47 shooting the fuck out of our army.
fuck...
war....
good day to you all


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Gentlemen.

good day to you

whahaha lol XD

good day to you

It's good that your starting to agree with GraveMeister. Thankk God, Newgrounds is getting better day by day.

you saw that? Yeah, I was just pissed off that night and I was more pissed when she cursed at me, so good day to you

btw, it's not actually a girl. It's AfroDave.
Btw, England isn't top notch tea and posh crumpets k? Also this story is a lie. Damn, if you're so englisdh, why'd there MOM call the police? Don't talk like a posh britan, when England ain't like that. It's racist, yes it is, stop it.

alright, it's called a joke! ou learned something today! oh, and you spelled THEY'RE wrong you freakin pussy retard. Maybe you should retake your special needs class ADHD

Sorry CubePanda... but this was quite obvious a funny story and not an attempt to make us believe this actually happened... doh :s

exactly, douche bags on NG never understand comedy except on retarded flashes with bad taste, cubepanda needs pills now for it's ADHD.